Tyler Hunt

Tonight as Kirby was getting yet another Shrek Slurpee, he made the mistake of filling his cup up to the top. Normally, this isn’t a problem, but with the consistency of the lime-green slush tonight, it was definitely a mistake. You see, the Slurpee was “ultra-condensed”, and after the cup was filled to the rim, it began expanding in the cup. At first it was a slow expansion, as the icy substance oozed forth from the small blowhole at the top of the clear plastic dome. Then it began to spew over the edge and into the nearby drain, longing to return to its source. This continued on for some time, as onlookers gathered to witness the marvel. Eventually, the expansion subsided and it came just a normal Slurpee. The lesson here: beware of the “ultra-condensed” variety, and only fill your cup to the top if you’re absolutely sure of the normalcy of the mix.